Last Call To Ruin 2018: Weekend Horoscopes For Dec. 7-9 Betches

Mercury is FINALLY out of retrograde meaning you can resume your normal life. On the other hand, this means that any problems you have currently are your own fault and not the influence of the stars. Then again, Mercury is in retrograde so often you could probably get away with lying and saying it still […]

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Which Kardashian Has Changed The Most Since 2007? Betches

This year, with all the crazy things happening in the world, I’ve really learned to be appreciative of the little special moments in life. The bar for good news has officially been lowered, so today we’re celebrating the 11th anniversary of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. That’s right, it’s been a whole 11 years since Kim and […]

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How To Write Good Cover Letters That Will Get You A Job Betches

badass resumeAs you’re trying to get your ducks in a row and take some job application sites by f*cking storm, you are probably wondering: are cover letters still a thing?! internet must And fifth mimosaIf you want more career advice (and you’ve literally been living under a rock), check out our latest book, When’s Happy Hour? When […]

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Wear These Leggings As Pants For Style And Comfort Betches

There’s no outfit I love more than a big oversize chunky sweater paired with leggings. It’s stylish, cute, and comfy af. Wearing leggings as pants is pretty much the epitome of having it all. Here are seven leggings styles you should add to your wardrobe ASAP. Point blank, every girl needs a pair of faux […]

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How These 21 Businesses Would Look If They Were Honest

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it. Places of business are absolutely loaded with signs: Buy this! Stand there! Don’t lick that! Weirdly, none of those signs seem to contain honest messages about the various ways establishments are trying to trick you. Until now. […]

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Weekly Horoscopes For October 29-November 2 Betches

It’s Halloween this week (though every civilized human celebrated it last weekend), and what’s scarier than not knowing your future? Here’s everything that you need to be on the lookout for astrologically this week, so you can focus on eating candy and getting too freaked out during your scary movie Netflix-and-chill sesh to actually hook […]

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Why Are Brands Putting CBD Oil in Beauty Products?

Unless you live under a rock, then you’ve probably heard about all of the beauty brands that are finding ways to incorporate CBD oil, or cannabidiol, into all sorts of products. From lip balms to moisturizers, even lubes that contains the oil is hitting the market. And considering back in June the first CBD-based drug […]

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